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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the consulting services group,

Last month, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. It is my honourable duty to inform 
you about the new mission statement.

- Outsource the non-core-business of key investment areas
- Meet key performance indicators of shared services and functions
- Set new targets for Ten Day Programme to meet ever increasing requirements 
of infrastructure engineering and maintenance
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets

We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client 

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.