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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the hard working employees of this wonderful company!

April the first, we discussed the unique oppurtunity of our company to be in 
the top three of our peer group. Executive management has realized their 
vision to:

- Creating added value to infrastructure engineering and maintenance
- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of shared services and 
- Drive long-term strategic growth of inter-departmental synergy
- Outsource the non-core-business of key focus areas such as our principles 
regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value

We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client 

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.