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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Dear clients, shareholders and employees,

Over the weekend, we, Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom), ventured into 
great new territory. Our company has made one of the largest acquisitions 
this industry has seen by acquiring Associated Mortgage Primes in order to:

- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of our company
- Expand the presence of the management team and project support office in 
sweet spots of new and emerging industries
- A threefold increase of huddle sessions
- Set new targets for Special Quality Assurance Unification Team (SQUAT) to 
meet ever increasing requirements of our core business

Although we have had a difficult year, the direction as set forth in this 
announcement will complete our new objectives and enable us to achieve even 
higher goals!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.