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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


This is a message from J.L Picard to Group Excellence Initiative,

An hour ago, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. It is my honourable duty to inform 
you about the new mission statement.

- Have our global workforce invest heavily in niche markets
- Supply best of breed solutions for the management team and project support 
office
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Realize excellence for asset acquisition and management

I want to take this oppurtunity to ask you to support Steve in the quest to:

- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of our core business
- Drive long-term strategic growth of inter-departmental synergy
- Focusing on capitalization of global operations
- Meet key performance indicators of huddle sessions


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.