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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


Dear customers of Federation Enterprises,

An hour ago, MickeySoft announced the formation of a new department called 
Global Initiatives Team (GIT). When Global Initiatives Team (GIT) has 
completed integration and embedding of our business units, they will 
continue to:

- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with shared 
services and functions
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Set new standards for global operations
- Focusing on capitalization of inter-departmental synergy

Representing Operational Excellence Control, I wish the best of luck to 
Mbeki and the rest of the team to make this initiative a success!


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.