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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


To all our valued customers,

Two weeks ago, Plunder and Flee announced the formation of a new department 
called Group Excellence Initiative. The goals of Group Excellence Initiative 
are:

- Evaluate and reassess global operations
- Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position
- Sustaining, embedding and redefining project management best practices
- A threefold increase of our clients

Representing Inter Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT), I wish 
the best of luck to Mbeki and the rest of the team to make this initiative a 
success!


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.