Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen
, the tool that
generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into
company-wide e-mail memo's!
How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another
Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle
partner on your left:
An hour ago, we, Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom), ventured into
great new territory. With great pride I would like to introduce you to the
new mission statement.
- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of asset acquisition and
- Set new standards for our company
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Expand the presence of the management team and project support office in
sweet spots of new and emerging industries
Although we have achieved a lot and met each and every single target that we
have set, there is still a lot of work to do! I know that I can rely on you
all to achieve even more in the next few months ahead of us!
But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your
specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today
, get the data file bsgen.data
too, and start adding your own
bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to
email@example.com every hour!
thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will
most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global
workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key